I hate to be the one to tell you but you're far more intelligent than you let on. This cute little blog is well-written. I have dealt with far too many men in my life and the majority of them are no the least bit articulate nor creative when they write. Give yourself SOME credit. You're not butt-ugly, Paul. You just need to SMILE! I see nothing wrong with breeding any animal, hamsters included. If a woman is put off by that, she's not worth dating. Your candor is admirable. Yet, I think the self-deprication isn't necessary. You are far from the ugliest man I've ever seen. You DO have a brain and an adorable sense of humor. Don't give up hope. A bit of advice, though... Women aren't all they're cracked up to be. Most are out for "stability", which translates to a paycheck, someone to take them to do things and pay for it, raise their kids by some other baby daddy... They wll lie, cheat, be mean, cut you down... I'm a woman and I make sure that I am A-typical. I don't ever want to be one of the users. So, watch out and BE PICKY! Do Not Settle! I would like to write more but I have an early appointment today. I'll come back later ad CHAT! lol Have a great day. Myssi
i love this whole thing you've done (i'm married) so theres no chance with me, but after reading this, i think you know what your faults are, so c'mon, start straightening yourself up, change your diet and i bet things will start happening for you, doing that one little thing will have a domino affect for you. you are not as bad looking as you think! I hope this works for you, but seriously keep your money dude!
I just want you to know,although I wont be your future wife, I did read your article and reviewed your blog and I found it to be very charming, open, honest and even somewhat humorous. I have no doubt in my mind that you will find the woman of your dreams to marry one day. You were an adorable litte baby, a cute little boy and a handsome young man too. You seem like a smart and intelligent guy who knows where he has been and what what he wants out of life, but most importantly, knows who he wants to share his life with and that comes with its. So what if your hairy and not brad pitt, most women prefer guys on the less perfect side because truthfully women are more attracted to persoanlity and humor than anything else! Be confident, stay yourself and hang in there because I know your day will come...and who ever finds you will be a lucky lady too! P.S. You need to get out to be seen and thats what you should start doing if you havent....its like the lotto says "You gotta be in it to win it"!
Jesus Paul, Really put it all out there don't you? You are pretty damn funny. Sounds like you need to focus on that when you are talking to a woman, rather than what a mess you are. That's where your success lies.
I think you are ADORABLE ! and id marry you in a heartbeat! but unfortunately enough, i live on the other side of the world ..and im not able to relocate just my luck .. mr right lives that far away ;) good luck Paul love your site !
Paul, you sound like the male version of me!! It's positively uncanny!!! Well, except for the hair on the back and chest - well on the back for sure.
I was pimping myself out on a "dating website" for awhile and one person did take pity on me and we met. He was surprised that I did not look like my picture (HA!) but knew I hadn't had a date in 7 years so he figured "What the hell, the lights will go off eventually."
You are very poetic and whimsical.
I am not sure about the hamster thing... I had a bad experience with one a few years back. I won't go into any details but suffice to say that for awhile the only meat in my freezer was that hamster.
Ah well. I enjoyed your blog, especially the section that dealt with your eating habits and what might be found when the autopsy is performed. I peed my pants laughing!
Saw you on Sunrise in Australia. Good luck! If you visit Adelaide, let me know and we can catch up for a coffee (although I am a pom and will have a tea instead ;) )
I hate to be the one to tell you but you're far more intelligent than you let on. This cute little blog is well-written. I have dealt with far too many men in my life and the majority of them are no the least bit articulate nor creative when they write. Give yourself SOME credit.
ReplyDeleteYou're not butt-ugly, Paul. You just need to SMILE! I see nothing wrong with breeding any animal, hamsters included. If a woman is put off by that, she's not worth dating.
Your candor is admirable. Yet, I think the self-deprication isn't necessary. You are far from the ugliest man I've ever seen. You DO have a brain and an adorable sense of humor. Don't give up hope.
A bit of advice, though...
Women aren't all they're cracked up to be. Most are out for "stability", which translates to a paycheck, someone to take them to do things and pay for it, raise their kids by some other baby daddy... They wll lie, cheat, be mean, cut you down... I'm a woman and I make sure that I am A-typical. I don't ever want to be one of the users. So, watch out and BE PICKY! Do Not Settle!
I would like to write more but I have an early appointment today. I'll come back later ad CHAT! lol
Have a great day.
Myssi
i love this whole thing you've done (i'm married) so theres no chance with me, but after reading this, i think you know what your faults are, so c'mon, start straightening yourself up, change your diet and i bet things will start happening for you, doing that one little thing will have a domino affect for you. you are not as bad looking as you think! I hope this works for you, but seriously keep your money dude!
ReplyDeleteHey Paul,
ReplyDeleteI just want you to know,although I wont be your future wife, I did read your article and reviewed your blog and I found it to be very charming, open, honest and even somewhat humorous. I have no doubt in my mind that you will find the woman of your dreams to marry one day. You were an adorable litte baby, a cute little boy and a handsome young man too. You seem like a smart and intelligent guy who knows where he has been and what what he wants out of life, but most importantly, knows who he wants to share his life with and that comes with its. So what if your hairy and not brad pitt, most women prefer guys on the less perfect side because truthfully women are more attracted to persoanlity and humor than anything else! Be confident, stay yourself and hang in there because I know your day will come...and who ever finds you will be a lucky lady too!
P.S. You need to get out to be seen and thats what you should start doing if you havent....its like the lotto says "You gotta be in it to win it"!
This is soooo funny..I don't believe a word of it ..but you or your friends and family should be comic writer..funny funny funny
ReplyDeleteJesus Paul, Really put it all out there don't you? You are pretty damn funny. Sounds like you need to focus on that when you are talking to a woman, rather than what a mess you are. That's where your success lies.
ReplyDeleteI think you are ADORABLE !
ReplyDeleteand id marry you in a heartbeat!
but unfortunately enough, i live on the other side of the world ..and im not able to relocate
just my luck .. mr right lives that far away
;)
good luck Paul
love your site !
Paul, you sound like the male version of me!! It's positively uncanny!!! Well, except for the hair on the back and chest - well on the back for sure.
ReplyDeleteI was pimping myself out on a "dating website" for awhile and one person did take pity on me and we met. He was surprised that I did not look like my picture (HA!) but knew I hadn't had a date in 7 years so he figured "What the hell, the lights will go off eventually."
You are very poetic and whimsical.
I am not sure about the hamster thing... I had a bad experience with one a few years back. I won't go into any details but suffice to say that for awhile the only meat in my freezer was that hamster.
Ah well. I enjoyed your blog, especially the section that dealt with your eating habits and what might be found when the autopsy is performed. I peed my pants laughing!
Next time you are in Canada look me up!
aww, u have the cutest blog. add that as # 39 :).
ReplyDeleteThis has got to be a joke.
ReplyDeleteyou ugly dog.
ReplyDeleteYa im gonna say this is a prank played on by friends. No one is this fail.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I've dated worse. Hahaha. :-)
ReplyDeleteJust shave already. ...your face, not your legs.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm, you almost had me at "Hello," but then I read about the "hamster" thing. Deal breaker
ReplyDeleteThis isn't for real...right???
ReplyDeletei hope you find someone lovely!!
ReplyDeleteSaw you on Sunrise in Australia. Good luck! If you visit Adelaide, let me know and we can catch up for a coffee (although I am a pom and will have a tea instead ;) )
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE HIDEOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteTRY A MAKE-OVER LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!
HTF DID YOU GET YOUR PIC IN THE NATIONAL EXAMINER!!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE ONE SCARY LOOKIN' SOB!!!!